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Tiber Septim, General Talos, the Dragonborn, Ysmir, here.

An emperor of Nordic descent who became one of the most famed figures in Tamrielic history, reigning as Emperor Tiber Septim from 2E 854-3E 38. Now risen and reigning as one of the Nine Divines.

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ask-ulfricstormcloak asked
"There is a man at the base of your statue in Whiterun, shouting everyday. What do you think of him, Lord Talos?"

He is definitely very… Determined, to say the least. I appreciate the words, but I am not so sure that he is going about it in the right way…

theprovinceofskyrim: Praise Talos!

theprovinceofskyrim:

Praise Talos!

ask-ulfricstormcloak asked
((WTF Fanfiction is the funniest! LOL))

((Hahah! Seriously!! So glad I just found out about it! Totally wasting this beautiful day laughing at that :P))

ask-sassygaydragonborn asked
(( WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AHAHAHAHA))

((My friend just showed me these, I literally cannot stop looking at them, hahahahahha!!!! I CANT TAKE THESE!!))

wtffanfiction: Fandom: Harry Potter “[Voldemort] flew gracefully into the air, did a backflip mid-jump, and landed in his previous position straddling Draco, “or I could even do this!” he rammed his cock into Draco’s arse.” ((HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH))

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“[Voldemort] flew gracefully into the air, did a backflip mid-jump, and landed in his previous position straddling Draco, “or I could even do this!” he rammed his cock into Draco’s arse.”

((HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH))

Why are there no Talos kinkmemes.

I’m a sad little divine.

I cannot stop laughing, brbgoingtohell

grapfruit:

why wear pants when you can just not wear pants

Anonymous asked
Once upon a time, Talos found a baby in the woods. He raised the baby to be as amazing, if not more so, than himself... but when the baby grew up, it turned out to be a SECRET THALMOR IN DISGUISE. However, the Thalmor had fallen into super sugoi love with Talos, so they disregarded his political opinions and did the only natural thing in such a situation - yaois. Then all of the Thalmor turned gay and worshiped sassy gay Talos. The end.

This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard. My soul is crying golden tears.